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Best Joke:
A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, 'I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live. ' The patient asked, 'Oh doctor, what should I do?' The doctor replied, 'Marry an accountant. ' 'Will that make me live longer?' asked the patient. 'No, ' said the doctor, 'but it will SEEM longer. '
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