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Best Joke:
A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by the owner of a small business who has built it up from scratch. 'I need someone with an accounting degree, ' says the man, 'but mainly I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me. ' 'How do you mean?' says the accountant. 'I have lots of things to worry about, but I want someone else to worry about money matters. ' 'OK, ' says the accountant. 'How much are you offering?' 'You can start on seventy-five thousand, ' says the owner. 'Seventy-five thousand dollars. How can a business like this afford to pay so much?' 'That, ' says the man, 'is your first worry. '
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