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Best Joke:
An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra flight. He rings up the pilot and asks for an explanation. 'It was late at night'' says the pilot, 'Canberra was covered in fog and I lost my bearings. ' 'I'm sorry, ' says the auditor, 'but you'll have to bear the cost yourself. ' 'The cost of what?' asks the pilot. 'Of the bearings you lost. '
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