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Best Joke:
The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient. 'This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to choose from for your new heart. ' The patient is pleased. He asks, 'What were their jobs?' 'One was a teacher and the other was an accountant. ' 'I'll take the accountant's heart, ' says the patient. 'I want one that hasn't been used. '
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