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Best Joke:
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, 'if my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull'.
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, 'if my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant. '
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, 'What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a nightlady?!'
The kid smiles and says, I would be a bus driver. .
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