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Category of Joke : American Jokes

Title :  Only in America

Only in America. . . can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance. . .

Only in America. . . are there handicap parking places in front of
a skating rink. . .

Only in America. . . do people order double cheese burgers, a large
fry, and a diet coke. . .

Only in America. . . do banks leave both doors open and then chain
the pens to the counters. . .

Only in America. . . do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the
garage. . .

Only in America. . . do we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone
we didn't want to talk to in the first place. . .

Only in America. . . do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
in packages of eight. . .

Only in America. . . do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning 'blood-sucking creatures'. . .

Category of Joke : American Jokes

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