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Best Joke:
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. 'But officer,' the man began, 'I can explain. '
'Just be quiet,' snapped the officer. 'I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back. '
'But, officer, I just wanted to say,. . . '
'And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!'
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, 'Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back. '
'Don't count on it,' answered the fellow in the cell. 'I'm the groom. '
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