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Best Joke:
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. 'Listen, ' he says to the bartender. 'If i show you the most amazing thing you've ever seen, is my beer on the house?' 'We'll See, ' says the bartender. So the guy pulls out a hamster and a tiny piano out of a bag, puts them on the bar, and the hamster begins to play. 'Impressive, ' says the bartender, 'but i'll need to see more. ' 'Hold on, ' says the man. He then pulls out a bullfrog, and it sings 'Old Man River. ' A patron jups up from mhis table and shouts 'Thats's Absolutely incredible! I'll give you $100 right now for the frog. ' 'Sold, ' says the guy. The patron takes the bullfrog and leaves. 'It's none of my business, ' says the bartender, 'but you just gave away a fortune. ' 'Not really, ' says the guy. 'The hamster is also a ventriloquist. '
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