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Best Joke:
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend'I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buya horse, I'm sending him over. 'The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male orfemale horse. 'A female horth, ' the midget replies. So the owner shows him one. 'Nith looking horth, can I see thea her mouth?' So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse s mouth. 'Nith mouth. Can I see her eyesth?'So the owner picks up the midget and shows the eyes. 'Ok, what about the earsth?'Now the owner is getting wee-weeed, but he picks up the midget onemore time and shows the ears. 'OK, finally, I d like to see her twat, ' said the midget. With that, the owner picked up the midget and shoved his head upthe horse's twat, then pulled him out. Shaking his head, the midget says, 'perhapth I should rephrase. I'd like to see her run!'
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