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Best Joke:
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. 'No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes, ' he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump. As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. 'Here, ' she said, handling him his pack of cigarettes. 'I found them in the hallway. ' 'Now, ' she said, 'if only I could find my parakeet. '
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