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Best Joke:
In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. '$10 for 3 minutes, ' replied the pilot. 'That's too much, ' said the farmer. The pilot thought for a second and then said, 'I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10. ' The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, 'I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man. ' 'Maybe so, ' said the farmer, 'But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out. '
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