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Best Joke:
A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York. During the meal service, he accidentally knocked the spoon off to the aisle with his elbow. The flight attendant immediately took a spoon from his pocket and placed it on his tray table. The man was very impressed by the promptness of the service and asked, 'Do all flight attendants carry a spoon in their pockets?' The flight attendant answered, 'We had an efficiency expert in to evaluate our operation. He determined that 25% of the customers knock the spoon off their tray tables. By carrying a spare spoon, we all save trips to the galley and can be much more efficient. ' Later, as the flight attendant is picking his dirty tray up, the customer asked, 'Excuse me for asking but why do you have a string hanging from your fly?' The flight attendant replied, 'The efficiency expert determined that we were spending too much t ime washing our hands after we went to the bathroom. To counteract this, we tie strings to our manlypartes. ' The customer looked confused. 'How does that help?' he asked. 'Well, when I go to the bathroom I just use the string. Since I never touched myself I don't need to wash my hands. ' The customer nodded and asked, 'But how do you get it back in your pants?' The flight attendant smiled, 'I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon. '
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