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Best Joke:
After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me -- all under age 11. Collecting our many suitcases, the ten of us entered the cramped customs area. A young customs official watched our entourage in disbelief, ''Ma'am, '' he said, ''do all these children and this luggage belong to you?'' ''Yes, sir, '' my mother said with a sigh, ''they're all mine. '' The customs agent began his interrogation: ''Ma'am, do you have any weapons, contraband or illegal drugs in your possession?'' ''Sir, '' she calmly answered, ''if I'd had any of those items, I would have used them by now. ''
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