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Best Joke:
Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say, 'Edna, I'd like to ride in that there airplane. ' And every year Edna would say, 'I know Fred, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars. ' One year Fred and Edna went to the fair and Fred said, 'Edna, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance. ' Edna replied, 'Fred that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars. ' The pilot overheard them and said, 'Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars. ' Fred and Edna agreed and up they go. The pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard. He does all his tricks over again, but still not a word. They land and the pilot turns to Fred, 'By golly, I did everything could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't. ' Fred replied, 'Well, I was gonna say something when Edna fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars. '
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