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Title : Pilot: Jones tower, Cessna '12345

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Cessna: 'Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel. '

Tower: 'Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!'

Cessna: 'Uh . . . tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is. '

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