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Best Joke:
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson
looked
out the window. 'Good lord!' he screamed, 'one of the engines just blew
up!'
Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the
aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded on
the
other side. The passengers were in a panic now, and even the stewardesses
couldn’t maintain order. Just then, standing tall and smiling confidently,
the pilot strode from the cockpit and assured everyone that there was
nothing
to worry about. His words and his demeanor seemed to make most of the
passengers feel better, and they sat down as the pilot calmly walked to
the
door of the aircraft. There, he grabbed several packages from under the
seats
and began handing them to the flight attendants. Each crew member attached
the package to their backs. 'Say,' spoke up an alert passenger, 'aren’t
those
parachutes?' The pilot said they were. The passenger went on, 'But I
thought
you said there was nothing to worry about?' 'There isn’t,' replied the
pilot
as a third engine exploded. 'We’re going to get help. '
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