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Best Joke:
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1. 50
Chicken Sandwich: $2. 50
Hand Job: $5. 00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
'Yes?' she enquires with a knowing smile, 'Can I help you?'
'I was wondering', whispers the man, 'are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?'
'Yes' she purrs 'I am. '
The man replies 'Well wash your blinking hands, I want a cheese sandwich!'
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