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Best Joke:
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. 'They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, the radio, and even the accelerator, ' he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. 'Never mind, ' he said with a hiccup, 'I got in the back seat by mistake. '
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