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Best Joke:
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing. The bartender agrees, so the guys pulls out a hamster, who begins dancing and singing 'Tuff Enuff' by the Fabulous Thunderbirds. 'That IS amazing!' says the bartender and gives the guy his free beer. 'If I show you something else amazing, will you give me another beer?' The bartender agrees, so the guy pulls out a small piano and a hamster and a frog. Now the hamster plays the piano while the frog dances and sings 'You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet' by Bachman-Turner Overdrive. The bartender, completely wowed, gives him another beer. A man in a suit, who's been watching the entire time, offers to buy the frog for a princely sum, which the man agrees to. 'Are you nuts?' asks the bartender. 'You could've made a fortune off that frog. ' 'Can you keep a secret?' asks the man. 'The hamster's a ventriloquist. '
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