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Best Joke:
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife in bed with a stranger. The nude stranger was sprawled over the bed asleep. 'You rotten mustard!' yelled the husband. . . 'I'm going to kill you!''Wait!, said Mrs. Jones'. You know that fur coat I got last winter?Well, he gave it to me. And that diamond ring we sold for $1000's?Well, he gave it to me. And remember when we couldn't aford a new car and I came home one day with a brand new chevy? Well, he gave it to me. After hearing all this, Mr. Jones exclaims. . . 'For heaven sake woman, it's drafty in here. ''Cover him so he doesn't catch cold!'
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