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Best Joke:
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates were understandably curious:'Jack, what happened to you?!?''It was the darndest thing! I was at church yesterday, and this fat lady stood up in front of me. You know how a dress can get stuck in the crack of the ass of a fat lady? It looked funny. I figured she wouldn't like that, so I just reached over and pulled it out with a little tug. Next thing I know, she spins around and socks me one!''Jeez, you got TWO black eyes in one blow?''Naw. . . After she turned back around, I figured she was angry that I pulled the dress out of her crack -- so I tried to poke it back in. '
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