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Title Two fat birds!

 

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Two robins were sitting in a tree. 'I'm really hungry, ' said the first one. ' Me, too' said the second. 'Let's fly down and find some lunch. 'They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground full of worms. They ate and ate and ate and ate 'til they could eat no more. 'I'm so full I don't think I can fly back up to the tree, ' said the first one. 'Me either. Let's just lay here and bask in the warm sun, ' said the second. 'O. K. ' said the first. They plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner had they fallen asleep, a big fat tom cat snuck up and gobbled them up. As he sat washing his face after his meal, he thought. . . >>>>>>>>>>>> are you ready for this. . . >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> . . . 'I just love baskin' robins!'

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