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Title :  Undocumented Windows Errors

WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in dangerWinErr: 002 No Error - YetWinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file WinErr: 004 Erronious error - Nothing is wrongWinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confusedWinErr: 006 Malicious error - Desqview found on driveWinErr: 007 System price error - Inadeqaute money spent on hardwareWinErr: 008 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragmentsWinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happenedWinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox fullWinErr: 00B Inadeqaute disk space - Free at least 50MBWinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!WinErr: 00D Window closed - Do not look outsideWinErr: 00E Window open - Do not look insideWinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happenedWinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developersWinErr: 013 Unexpected error - Huh?WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of. WinErr: 018 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old windows licence is not valid anymore. WinErr: 019 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!WinErr: 01A Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all yoursoftware. We are terribly sorry. WinErr: 01B Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for thatWinErr: 01C Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadeqaute. WinErr: 01D System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code. WinErr: 01E Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. WinErr: 01F Reserved for future mistakes of our developersWinErr: 020 Error recording error codes - Remaining errors will be lost. WinErr: 042 Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automaticly be closed and the virus will be activated again. WinErr: 079 Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue. WinErr: 103 Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Next errors will not be displayed or recorded. WinErr: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?WinErr: 683 Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedureWinErr: 815 Insufficient Memory - Only '50

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