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Best Joke:
After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
Corona's president sits down and says, 'Señor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona.' The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
Then Budweiser's president says, 'I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser.' The bartender gives him one.
Coors' president says, 'I'd like the best beer in the world, the only one made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.' He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, 'Give me a Coke.' The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, 'Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?' and the Guinness president replies, 'Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I.'
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