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Best Joke:
Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mother's ear. 'Johnny, how many times have I told you, ' said his mother, ' it's rude to whisper. If you have something to say, say it out loud. ' 'OK, said Johnny, 'why does the lady over there look like an ugly, haggard old witch ?'
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