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Best Joke:
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants to celebrate the occasion. 'Would you like to have a new mink coat?' Ron asks. 'No, not really, ' Sylvia responds. 'Well, how about a new Porche?' asks Ron. 'No, thanks, ' Sylvia replies. 'What about a new vacation home in the country?' Ron suggests. 'No, ' says Sylvia. 'Well, what would you like for your anniversary?' Ron asks. 'I'd like a divorce, Ron, ' answers Sylvia. 'Sorry, honey, I wasn't planning on spending that much, ' replies Ron.
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