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Best Joke:
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever. '' 'Yeah?' she replies. 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last. ''
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