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Best Joke:
A man went to his doctor and said, 'I want to be castrated. ''What?' said the doctor, 'surely you don't want that. ''Yes, ' said the man, 'that's what I want; I insist. 'So, the doctor told him to check into the hospital. When he did he was stripped, laid on a cart, wheeled into the operating room, anaesthetized, and CHWOP! off they came. The next day, he woke up in a double room and, wanting to be socialable, asked the man in the next bed what he was in for. 'Oh, I was circumsized, ' the man said. 'Son of a bitch! That's the word I was looking for!'
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