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A boy and girl octopus out on a date...

A dangerous job

A duck walks into a general store...

A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...

A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years...

A gruesome murder

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. Listen, he says...

A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...

A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...

A lusty camel

A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus...

A man in a state of excessive inebriation...

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A man took his Rottweiler to the vet...

A New York boy was being led through the swamps...

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck...

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A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...

Almost no diffenrence

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An old lady owned two monkeys...

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Did you hear about the blind skunk...

Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?

Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?

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German Shepard on Golf Course

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How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style

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One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...

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