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Category:  Apple jokes

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After a minor mathematical error on a routine

Dad, do you like baked apples

First apple: You look down in the dumps.

Fred came rushing in to his Dad. Dad!

How do you get the most apples at

How do you make an apple puff

How do you make an apple turnover

How does an apple a day keep the

If an apple a day keeps the doctor

If it took six pigs two hours to

Once upon a time there were five apples

School lunches are not generally popular with those

The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam

Two boys were eating a snack lunch in

Two girls were having their packed lunch in

What can a whole apple do that half

What did one maggot say to the other

What did the apple say to the apple

What did the Gorilla do with the apple

What did the worm want to do when

What do you get if you cross a

What do you get if you cross an

What is red and goes putt, putt, putt

What is the left side of an apple

What kind of apple has a short temper

What kind of apple isn't an apple

What lives in apples and is an avid

What reads and lives in an apple

What's the difference between a worm and an

Why did Eve want to move to New

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over

Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing



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