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Category: Aviation jokes

A blind man was describing his favorite sport,

A blind pilot is flying this plane?

A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits

A few days after Christmas, a mother was

A husband suspects his wife is having an

A little guy gets on a plane and

A man is flying from Los Angeles to

A man jumps out of an airplane with

A man named Mr. Smith was flying from

A man telephoned an airline office in New

A man walks up to the counter at

A military cargo plane, flying over a populated

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines

A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for

A plane flying in the 1930s

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport.

A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After

A Skydiving lesson

A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by

A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into

A woman called and said, I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola

A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound

A young guy in a two-engine fighter was

A young guy in a two-engine fighter was

A young lady was conducting a study in

According to The Australian, an airliner recently

After a real crusher of a landing in

After an overnight flight to meet my father

After the first takeoff of the fully automatic

Air Force One crashed in the middle of

Air Force One crashes

Airlines running operating systems

All of these pilot and aviation jokes get

An airline captain was breaking in a very

An airline pilot was scheduled to take a

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular

An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the

An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He

An airplane was flying from LA to New

An airplane was losing altitude over the Rocky

An award should go to the United Airlines

An emergency landing

An employee of USAir with the last name

An engineer and a programmer

Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than

Are blind pilots flying?

As a crowded airliner is about to take

As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying

As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they

As the airliner was preparing to land in

At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters

At the airport for a business trip, I

ATC: Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions

Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and

Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and

Blonde goes flying

Boarding from what gate?

Brendan had spent a week visiting his family

Cessna: Jones tower, Cessna '12345

Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate

Don't be on this flight

Dream flying planes

During the heat of the space race in

Ever wonder why they never show the film

Fear of bombs on planes

Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above

Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the

Flying without a parachute

Fred and his wife Edna went to the

From a Southwest Airlines employee....

From a Southwest Airlines employee:

From the pilot during his welcome message

Half off these tickets

Hello flight '56

How does the captain know the aircraft is

How many pilots does it take to change

I have a friend who is a pilot

International airline

It was a few days before Christmas. The

It was mealtime on a small airline and

I've never flown before, said the nervous old

LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check

Little boy to airline pilot: You're a pilot

McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying

Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are

No flight ever leaves on time unless you

On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997

Once as Laloo was coming out of airport,

One day at a busy airport, the passengers

One day at a busy airport, the passengers

Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo,

Part of a Flight Attendant's arrival announcement

Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement

Pilot says: Folks, we have reached our

Pilot: Jones tower, Cessna '12345

Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck.

Pilot: Tower, there's a runway light burning. Tower:

Real flight announcements

Results of damage testing

Scary organization

Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will

Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here

Stewardess' Yes, Sir

Story of my friend

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped,

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped,

Teaching the child

The blind skydiver

The Captain was Jewish, and the new First

The Christmas airport

The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often

The loss of engines

The plane is crashing into the ocean

The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans

The whole world could be happy

The world's smartest man?

There are lawyers on the flight

There is a blond on the plane

There was a place crash in Poland

There were three guys in an airplane. One

There's a parrot on the plane

This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of

Those raccoons are not luggage

Top Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System

Tower: Cannot read you, say again! Pilot: Again!

Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not

Tower: Hawk '20

Tower: Lufthansa '893

Tower: Mission triple-three, do you have problems

Tower: Shamu two-two, please state estimated time of

Tower: What's your height and position

Training the blonde

United Airlines FA: Ladies and Gentlemen,

USAir recently introduced a special half fare for

What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a

What just happened here?

What was the problem before?

While cruising at '40

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